Monday, January 1, 2018

DUMPED FOR NEW YEARS AND WHY IT'S OKAY

5. I didn't have to share my champagne bottle.
4. With the Arctic blast, I didn't bother shaving my legs. (It's hard to get a good shave when it's cold anyway because I wind up shaving goosebumps.)
3. I left the heartbreak in 2017.
2. I made a wish instead of a resolution. I hope his next girlfriend brings him hell.
1. My doctor prescribes great meds!

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