Friday, December 18, 2015

Saturday, November 14, 2015

NO SHOPPING LIST

I went grocery shopping and told the cashier that I knew I was forgetting something.  She asked if I got all the essentials - milk, eggs, and bread.  I scanned my cart and handed her my last item. 
I replied that I SURE DID!

Tuesday, October 27, 2015

UPDATED EMOJIS

I'm still waiting for my bonkers candy with flavor color changing options... But clearly someone heard my cry for the taco emoji! 🌮 My daughter just got black rimmed reading glasses... Apparently she's now an emoji too! 🤓

Sunday, September 6, 2015

THE HANDS FROM HEAVEN



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Tuesday, July 14, 2015

BEST. FORTUNE. EVER!


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PROBLEM SOLVER II

After attending my friend's concert, a handsome 20something approached me. We got to talking and he wanted to exchanged numbers.  I asked where he was from, and he said that he was just in town visiting.  I was hesitant and didn't see the point in a long distance relationship...  He quickly replied, "You can always move."  I gave him my blog address instead...

FAMILY TIME

While my kids were sitting on their beds playing on their ipods, I decided we were in much need of family bonding time.  So, I sat on the floor space in between their beds and played on my iphone.

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Monday, July 13, 2015

PROBLEM SOLVER

My teen is attached to her ipod.  I warned her that if she took her device out at school-the school could take it for a week AND it might take me two weeks to pick it up.  Instead of a contemplating consequences, she shrugged.  Her reply, "I'll just use (my twin sister's) phone when she's sleeping."

Wednesday, July 8, 2015

WHEN YOUR CHILD TURNS 13...

IS IT A HEART ATTACK OR...

💔 I woke up with a splitting headache.  I felt a tightness in my chest and became short of breath... I was sweating profusely and had an unbearable tingling pain in my arm.  It was only then I realized my hand was empty.  I wasn't having a heart attack - it was worse!  I left my cell phone at my boyfriend's house.

Monday, July 6, 2015

Q & A WITH MIKE T

Last night I heard one of the most beautiful songs on SoundCloud called Up in Arms by Mike T.  I asked if I could share the song on the blog and not only did I get permission to share the song, I learned some of the story behind it.

Q: How long have you been playing?
A: 16 years.  Mom told me I could learn guitar if I wanted.  Rule was I had to practice in the kitchen with her.  We'd play The Band, Janis, Van Morrison, Stevie Nicks, etc.  Mom can sing!  And that's how I started.

Q: Where can people listen to your music?
A: My solo stuff is best found on my SoundCloud.  Other material I've worked on with other bands can be found here and here.  My solo page will continue to grow.  I actually have studio time booked this winter.

Q: Why did you write Up in Arms?
A: Well, I had a friend who was an army wife.  She was having a tough time in her relationship.  I wrote it for her.

Q: How long did you tour?
A: I toured a year with A Letter of Warning out of Austin, Texas and two years with Break the Cycle in San Diego.  I had an opportunity to play with a band overseas for the military as well.

Q: What was the most interesting thing that happened on tour?
A: As far as tour stories, I'll leave that for VH1 to cover in 10 years.

Q: What inspires you to write music?
A: That's a tough question.  I don't think a lot of people will understand, but there's a time when I work with a band or by myself on a song and really, I can focus enough to write just about anything. But after awhile, something will click in my head and ideas and thoughts just spew-either lyrically or on an instrumental platform.  Sometimes I won't even be able to keep up, and after all of it settles, I'll have a finished idea.  Whole song or other.  But I think what really gets that all out is just an expression of myself and emotions through a medium.  Some people cry, some laugh, others start a revolution.  I put those things to a sound track, I guess.

Check out Up in Arms.  It can be found here.

Tuesday, June 30, 2015

CABLE GUY

I'm at my parents' when the cable guy comes over to change the router.  He sees me typing away and says that he has to shut the internet off for a few minutes. I told him no worries, but then a soft cry comes from my teenager tapping away on her ipod.  She asks, "What am I supposed to do for five minutes?"

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Monday, June 29, 2015

WHEN STRANGERS KNOW YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM...


I was checking out at the gas station when the cashier said, "Oh, so we're not out."

Confused, I asked, "What do you mean?"

She replied, "Aren't you the girl that comes in looking for these peach drinks all the time?"

I said, "Oh!  You're out now..."



Friday, June 26, 2015

Monday, June 15, 2015

A BLONDE GOES TO A PARTY

So, Jael met this tall, handsome, 20something...  He had a great career working with computers...dressed nice...down to Earth...you get my point.

He told her that he lived near the mall.

Jael said, "Oh, I just left there."  (She has a thing for doozies, but that's for another blog...)  She continued, "As a matter of fact, I don't live too far from the mall either.  I'm in the (insert some random apartment complex name here)."

He replies, "Well, that's weird.  I live there too."

"Really?  I've never seen you!  I've been there over a year now."

"I just hit the year mark too and renewed my lease as a matter of fact."

"Me too!  Which building are you?  I'm in 3."

"Oh, I'm on the other side of you.  I'm all the way down in building 15."

"Ha, I'm kidding, I'm actually in building 12.  You should stop by sometime."

They exchange numbers.  When Jael arrives home, she realizes the buildings in her apartment complex stop at 14.  He never did call.

The End

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Monday, June 8, 2015

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Saturday, May 16, 2015

PEOPLE TELL ME IT'S NOT SAFE TO JOG AT NIGHT...

... because crazy people come out then.

My response is:  How do you know I'm not one of them?

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Monday, April 13, 2015

SIGNS HE'S NO GOOD

Bonus: You buy him $200 Nikes only to find an additional $526 electricity charge on your credit card.
10.  Your best friend records a story about him on Investigative Discovery.  (Thank you for that, Jen!)
9.  He prefers Monsters to Rockstars... or worse, Red Bulls!
8.  He doesn't bother to come see you on his off days...
7.  There are two wine glasses on his kitchen counter, but you don't drink wine (because you deal with him and need something stronger.)
6.  He is considering voting for Hillary.  (Monica 2016, are you with me?)
5.  You pay for dinner...again...
4.  That's not you in his facebook profile picture.
3.  That scrungie on his nightstand - it's not yours...
2.  His cologne smells too much like vanilla.  (It's not his...or cologne you're smelling!)
1.  He texts you that he had a great time last night, but... you didn't go out with him!

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Sunday, April 5, 2015

MEMES











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Thursday, April 2, 2015

HAUNTED HOUSE IN MARYLAND


Baltimore, MD is full of haunted, historical stories.

This famous house out there is said to be cursed and have ghosts living inside...

The lights weren't on when I took the picture...

My car's engine light came on while we were parked on the side of the road.  (It turned off after we left.)


(See the phantom on the left leaning over?)
  
Here's Fort Howard...  It can be a bit creepy as well... abandoned hospitals and dungeons...



But the real reason that scared me out of Baltimore was...



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