Top shelves get used. Instead of collecting dust, someone can actually reach everything up there. Dating a tall dude might actually help you maximize your space!
Tall guys make more money. At least that's what an article I read on the internet said, so it must be true. ( See this link if you think I'm telling tall tales! ) Then again, given my profession, everyone makes more money than me. Everyone! Your dog probably gets more youtube hits and makes more money than me. I only know one person who makes less money than me. That is my bestie, and she is a mere five feet.
Old T-shirts can be recycled. His smalls are your new X-large, oversized pajamas. Comfy!
Dinner is always good. ...And filling! ...Because that man can eat!
He catches more beads. If you're from N'awlins, this is a very useful advantage during the Mardi Gras season... or a St. Patrick's Day parade...
He parts the Red Sea. Call him Moses (or, um, Brandon). If he walks through a crowd, all you have to do is walk behind him. No one's in your way. No one!
He helps you burn more calories. Well, his strides are longer, so I am hypothesizing here that shorter people have to walk faster to keep up.
(This blog is for entertainment purposes only. Follow it, but don't believe anything you read. It's on the internet after all.)