10. I forgot to get what I actually came in here for. I'm not losing my place in line to go get it now.
9. It never fails. I always get in the slowest moving line.
8. Maybe I can get out of line for it. The lady in front of me is unloading two shopping carts. I have time.
7. I hope my ice cream doesn't melt by the time I checkout.
6. This store is always packed no matter what time I come.
5. Does the lady behind me know I can hear everything she's saying on the phone?
4. I can't believe the lady in front of me is wearing that! I'm not sure if she bought that outfit from a garage sale or the clearance racks here. Wait, I own the same pants.
3. No...no...NOOO! The cashier just pulled the light for the manager.
2. Did I get all my bags?
1. How did I spend $200+ in one trip?
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