Tuesday, June 30, 2015

CABLE GUY

I'm at my parents' when the cable guy comes over to change the router.  He sees me typing away and says that he has to shut the internet off for a few minutes. I told him no worries, but then a soft cry comes from my teenager tapping away on her ipod.  She asks, "What am I supposed to do for five minutes?"

CONVERSATIONS WITH SARAH AND SHERISSE



Monday, June 29, 2015

WHEN STRANGERS KNOW YOU HAVE A DRINKING PROBLEM...


I was checking out at the gas station when the cashier said, "Oh, so we're not out."

Confused, I asked, "What do you mean?"

She replied, "Aren't you the girl that comes in looking for these peach drinks all the time?"

I said, "Oh!  You're out now..."



Friday, June 26, 2015

Monday, June 15, 2015

A BLONDE GOES TO A PARTY

So, Jael met this tall, handsome, 20something...  He had a great career working with computers...dressed nice...down to Earth...you get my point.

He told her that he lived near the mall.

Jael said, "Oh, I just left there."  (She has a thing for doozies, but that's for another blog...)  She continued, "As a matter of fact, I don't live too far from the mall either.  I'm in the (insert some random apartment complex name here)."

He replies, "Well, that's weird.  I live there too."

"Really?  I've never seen you!  I've been there over a year now."

"I just hit the year mark too and renewed my lease as a matter of fact."

"Me too!  Which building are you?  I'm in 3."

"Oh, I'm on the other side of you.  I'm all the way down in building 15."

"Ha, I'm kidding, I'm actually in building 12.  You should stop by sometime."

They exchange numbers.  When Jael arrives home, she realizes - the buildings in her apartment complex stop at 14.  He never did call.

The End