Sunday, October 23, 2016

WHEN TRUE LOVE SPEAKS...

When all your exes point out that you are crazy, but you finally meet someone who says, "Well, I like your crazy..."

Thursday, October 20, 2016

KITTEN SELFIES

My face listening to the 2016 presidential debate...


AMATEUR VICTORIA SECRET MODEL



Bring back the bathing suits and clothes!  Like?  Share!







Tuesday, October 18, 2016

PROBLEM SOLVING SKILLS III

I couldn't reach the last three inches at the top of my living room walls despite borrowing my mom's step stool to finally fix the gazillion holes left in my walls ... Then I remembered I had four inch heels... And problem solving skills!

Monday, October 10, 2016

2016 PRESIDENTIAL ELECTION

My 14-year-old daughter, Tara, says to forget the current candidates.  She is planning her campaign in 2040.  Her slogan: "Make America Tar-rific!"

Saturday, September 17, 2016

KITTEN SELFIES

My face when people say that they are voting for Hilary!


Sunday, April 24, 2016

TYPE TO TELL GOODBYE!

Sometimes it takes a real man to make you realize what a loser is... 

#5  A random girl begins to text bomb your phone with threats because you are dating her man.  Drop the drama.  He isn't worth it.  Rather than engage in a fight, report/block/ignore the childlike behavior of others.

#4  He needs new tennis shoes.  Spend your money on new heels instead.

#3  You've never been out with him, but he texts you to come over.  Respond only with pictures posted to your Instagram of the "Girls Night Out" you had instead.

#2  You never go out with anyone else.  Watch more Dateline and ID.  Hope not to see you on it next.

#1  Sometimes it doesn't take a man at all to realize being single is freaking awesome!       

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