Sometimes it takes a real man to make you realize what a loser is...
#5 A random girl begins to text bomb your phone with threats because you are dating her man. Drop the drama. He isn't worth it. Rather than engage in a fight, report/block/ignore the childlike behavior of others.
#4 He needs new tennis shoes. Spend your money on new heels instead.
#3 You've never been out with him, but he texts you to come over. Respond only with pictures posted to your Instagram of the "Girls Night Out" you had instead.
#2 You never go out with anyone else. Watch more Dateline and ID. Hope not to see you on it next.
#1 Sometimes it doesn't take a man at all to realize being single is freaking awesome!
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