Wednesday, May 31, 2017

SUMMER MEALS

After a week into summer vacation, my 15-year-old woke up and asked, "Hamburgers for breakfast?"

I told her it was noon.

Saturday, May 20, 2017

ONE SPACE

Always write incomplete sentences.
The difference one space makes.
(When you mean to say...)
Always write in complete sentences.


Saturday, May 6, 2017

YOU KNOW YOU'RE OLD WHEN...

You meet someone new with an 18-year-old kid, and you yell, "Wait, how old are you to have an 18-year-old kid?"  When the response is 38 and you realize you're turning 37... and then your best friend points out her kid is turning 18 next month...

Share if you laughed!